
Me at the worlds only 7 Star Hotel
So I’ve broken my own rules, I know. I’m currently 30,000feet in the air on my way to Dubai.
Look I’m sorry but to get from India to any nation that is friendly to us western infidels, I would have to pass through at least a few of the following nation states – Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Uzbekistan….um yeah. I really don’t feel like being kidnapped and executed on TV so I’ve opted to cheat.
SO new plan – well modified plan.
I’m off to Dubai for a day, then onwards to the UK. Now I was supposed to get to the UK in Dec (ish) but I need a camper-van to drive around the EuroZone and the best place for me to buy one is Ye’ Ol’ England, because:
1) I’m technically British – don’t let the accent fool you there’s a cultured gentleman in here somewhere.
2) I need to save some money – I MAY have overspent in Nepal and China a little bit – and India hasn’t exactly been free!
So I’m dusting off my manners, putting on my top hat & tails, Boarding a Airbus A380 and winging my way to Heathrow where I’m sure I’ll be met but hundreds of English lass’s offering to ‘Fresh’n ma drink gov’na’ and noblemen all wearing monocles and called Lord So-and-So.
From a newfangled Intercontinental jet aircraft!
GK Out…