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Comedy in London

January 23, 2012 in Location, Personal

For the second time in less than a week I’m at a comedy club in London. This time ‘up the creek’ in Greenwich.

The unknown comedians have a challange on their hands. The capacity crowd of around 200 are not easily amused.

The image MC is the real struggler having to keep a crowd happy inbetween what can be described as decent talent. They have to deal with the hecklers, the talkers and the damn right rude.

As someone that talks on a Mic for a living I can say without a doubt that you wouldn’t catch me up on the stage. Give me a capacity crowd of 51 and i’m good. Also all my jokes are “dad” jokes, designed to be crowd friendly. That said I do use the word rapey a little too often.

So if you are in London, are looking for somethong to do, the many comedy clubs are well worth a visit.

Price: 5pound

Most start at 7:30-8:30.

From the front row,
GK out!

Winter in London

January 16, 2012 in Personal

Being winter the sun never seems to rise that high in London. There’s a perpetual sense that the sun is just about to set.


Waking up today I’m finally confronted with my favorite view, ice covered streets, blue skies, and a slowly rising sun.
I really do enjoy cold weather. By this I mean proper cold, not the crap useless Australian winter cold, no, I’m talking about ice covered, winter chilled breeze cold.
I like it when I have to wear 4 layers, gloves and scarf.
So with a beautiful blue skied day, I went and played tour guide to my friend Alice and her visiting cousin Steph. We hit the big sights here in london.
My favorite is of course Westminster, the houses of parliament and the Clock tower housing Big Ben the 13.5ton bell that is probably the most famous noise maker in the world.

2012

January 10, 2012 in Personal

“2012 will be the year I make it”

Sitting in the departure lounge at Melbourne International airport listening to the chatter of other travellers. Around me I can hear first time travellers going over their gap year plan, a family on their first vacation as a unit, and an old couple chatting about the last time they were here.

The gap year travellers are the ones that interest me the most, they are about to start what will probably be the best year of their lives. They are full excited wonder, their talk keeps coming back to seeing Paris, Rome, Venice. As a tour manager this is the cool thing I get to do on a regular basis, I get to help for fill these dreams.

As 2012 rolls on, we’re at day 10 now, I’m looking forward to taking to the road again. I’m also super happy that I’ll get to do some travel, my only new years resolution is to have my travel plans for the end of the year booked by July.

A few other hopes for this year
- Helicopter lessons (oh yes!)
- Parachute Lessons (OH HELL YES)
- Get the Camper of Cool back on the road

So from the departure lounge number 11 at Melbourne international airport - GK Out

 

Au revoir Brisbane

January 5, 2012 in Personal

5 Days left in Australia before I head back to the windy, cold, ice filled, grey cloud covered UK. Waiting for me is a box of notes that need digitising, a book that needs finishing and a chance to spend some time with my grandfather.
Right now I’m sitting at a cafe at Brisbane’s south bank enjoying food, coffee, and a catch up with the last of my friends here in the beautiful tropical north.

Brisbane from Southbank ParklandsLooking around it is clear school holidays are in full swing. Groups of teenagers, some sporting questionably short shorts, both guys and girls, strut about the place. You can nearly see the over active hormones in the air as pimply faced young men parade around play fighting in front of bikini clad teen girls. Next to them young mums battle to keep the toddlers from drowning in the ankle deep water of the kiddies area.

I really do miss this city. Brisbane was my home for over fifteen years, it is where I became an adult, where a good portion of my friends are located, and the city itself has all the attributes I love. It has the weather, the location close to the gold coast but not the price tag. It has a great night life precinct, good restaurants and cafes and the big draw card for me, no tourist attractions.

Wedged between the Sunshine coast and the Gold coast brisbane is not a tourist town. The people wandering around me right now are locals on their christmas holidays, taking time to enjoy the beautiful city on their door step. The couples at the tables beside me are all talking about what they’ll do tonight, what movie they want to see, where they want to go for the weekend and who they want as the next major.

While I don’t plan on giving up the road any time soon, there are a few things at least that I miss from Brisbane, and being back here does make me question my hobo lifestyle, for about thirty seconds.

There are still many countries to see, cities to explore. The forks in the road, the still to be explored backroads are still my home at least for the foreseeable future but for those that don’t live in Qld, or have never visited the city of brisbane if you are looking for a none tourist filled city located in a beautiful part of australia, Brisbane is the place.

From a cafe at Southbank Brisbane

GK Out!

 

Guests – Jen & Charlotte (Part 1)

November 24, 2010 in Personal, Travel Stories, Update

GKWT-Venice_Ffacebook2I arrived at the very first stop of the GK World Tour, Beijing, and after a good sleep to recover from the twenty odd hours of travel headed to the common room of my hostel. Sitting with her sister was a crazy, very talkative chick called Jen. Fast forward nine months and along with her friend Charlotte, also a crazy, all be it younger, Northern chick, they were walking out of the arrivals gate at munich airport ready to spend ten days travelining in the Camper-of-Cool through Italy.

The first major issues was the came of luggage tetris we had to play to fit the 1,000,000m3 of bags the girls had brought with them – I’m not joking the Kitchen was now designated the Luggage/Food Preparation area.

The first part of our trip was, as I hoped, uneventful. The camper of cool banged, spluttered and slowly creeped it way over the Alps. We passed through the stunning Austria in about five hours and eventually made our was into northern Italy. We could tell we were in Italy because the roads went to shit, the drivers decided road rules don’t apply, and there was a toll booth every six meters.

Now we had been planning to FreeCamp the first night, mainly because I didn’t believe the CoC would make it over the alps in one hit, but also because it made young Charlotte tense up. The look on her face when Jen, Jamie and myself had described exactly what ‘Free Camping’ entailed – like the lack of showers & toilets – was something akin to a guy finding out they may have got a woman pregnant on a one night stand. What made it even more fun was Jen telling horror stories of her travels, mainly ones involving bus trips and 3rd world countries. Luckily we made the 700km journey form Munich to Venice and Charlotte was saved from a night without running water or flushing toilets.

The second revelation about having women on board was the extended time it took between waking up to walking to the bus – that said the wait to see the Floating City was well worth it – Check out what we got up to here.

After a stunning blue skied, light breeze day, the night turned in to a rain & wind filled torrentfest. Luckily for us we had a carton of beer, some wine and a gas bottle filled with enough combustible contents to cook food with. The booze was drunk, the food was eaten and we all had a blood good time.

The next day was not pretty. To say some of us were worse for wear would be and understatement, I personally felt like a rather large truck had run over my head. That said we soldiered on and by eleven were well on our way to Florence – home of a naked white dude.

More to come – as soon as I write it….

So halfway through a story.

GK Out.

Remembrance

November 11, 2010 in Personal, Photos, Travel Stories

The truth is this trip has been a little more educational, and eye opening than I had expected. Before I left Europe I stood beside my Great Great Grandfathers grave in a little village outside of Lesboeufs, France. He was one of the millions that gave their lives so that ninety three years later his great great grandson would be free to drive a beat-up, rusty, backfiring, smelly, green van around Europe for a few months.

GreatGreatGrandfatherPrivate John Casson of the 53rd BN. Australian Infantry was killed on the 20th February 1917 a soldier, and casualty of WW1. The Guards cemetery, where he is laid to rest, contains the fallen soldiers of many allied nations, some headstones showing names, rank, and military coat of arms, some stating only ‘A Soldier of the Great War – Known unto God’.

What made it stranger this time was that three weeks prior I had stood in the home of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, who’s assassination by serbian students in 1914 triggered the first world war, and resulted in the deaths of millions, including those that lay before me, and my great great grandfather.

I will admit standing in the cemetery and looking out at the former battlefield, now farm land, I was struck by how lucky I was to have been born in the last quarter of the twentieth century.

It is not the first time this thought has hit me. Read the rest of this entry →

Guests – Neil

November 4, 2010 in Personal, Travel Stories

GKWT-Alps_Flickr2He is hairy, tall, completely head over heals in love with wind turbines and, as hard as this is to admit, smarter than me – all be it I’m far more engaging and easier on the eyes. The giant in question is Neil, one of my best mates who joined the Camper-of-Cool for a three week trip around Germany, Poland and Czech Republic. The highlights of which would include drawing on the roof of the campervan, drinking the cheapest beers we could find, discovering that there is a scotch whisky that is both cheaper and nastier than 100 pipers, not turning around after passing a rather large solar array, and finding out that you can pay for your food by recycling your empty beer bottles. Read the rest of this entry →

When In Italy – DON’T DRIVE!

October 26, 2010 in Personal, Update

Italian drivers can go F*k themselves. The cities are beautiful, the people – on the street – friendly and accommodating, but heaven forbid you meet an italian in control of a car.

For starters the road network, especially around cities, is a giant mess. The signs are crowed and in some cases plain wrong. The road works are badly signed, the Toll roads overly expensive – they to need some work – and to end it all – ITALIANS CAN’T DRIVE. Read the rest of this entry →

Auschwitz

October 1, 2010 in Location, Out of my Brain, Personal, Update

The places of evil men and their deeds stand not only as a reminder of the atrocities committed but as a memorial to those that died,  to show the strength of those that survived, and as a monument to those that fought to liberate the oppressed. These places remind us of the lowest of human acts but also the strength of the human spirit, of humanities ability to fight, to survive, and to resist those that would seek to harm us.

The history of man is that of many cruel and inhuman acts, but within the threads of history are the stories of strength, of hope, and of those that stood up and said no more.

Auschwitz is a place that show the worst of humanity, and the best.

Spending a day within the electrified wire fence it is hard not to find what occurred there to be anything more than vial. The treatment of every human held or killed in the camps is something I would never wish upon any person, animal or living thing. The camps, there are three major facilities surrounded by forty sub camps, showed a systematic and planned attempt to wipe not only the Jews, but the Gypsies and Slavs from the face of the earth. Their design was purposeful, built to deceive the new arrivals, to keep them calm, make them easier to manage.

The Gas chambers themselves included false shower heads, the changing room hooks numbered to reassure the entering Jews that they would be able to find their clothes again – they would never see daylight let alone their belongings after entering this place.

These small acts of deception, culminating in the fleeing SS troops destroying the gas chambers, show that even before they began they knew that they were committing an atrocity in these places.

While these vial acts make the blood boil, I take comfort that like many points in history the things that stand out for me are the stories of those that fought back.  The stories of those prisoners that whispered to the new arrivals of what was to occur, of how they could avoid death, how they could avoid the fate of over a million of their fellow humans. Of the grandparents that took infants from the mothers so she would be spared from the gas chambers.

Above all others the story of a man that kicked the stool from beneath his own feet, moments before the SS soldiers could, hanging himself to deny the Nazis the satisfaction of making him an example. He grasped the little freedom he had left and with nothing more than a step showed that to his death he was willing to fight for his freedom and to defy those that would seek to take it from him.

Today was a sad one, one that showed me that there are humans that will seek to suppress, to wipeout and to destroy those they disagree with, but it also showed that there will always be those that stand forth, that declare in which ever way they can that freedom is not something that can ever be taken away, that freedom is not given but is exercised through our own actions and that no matter the evil in the world humanity will strive to rise above it, to stop it, and inevitable punish those that commit the most inhuman of acts.

EuroZone (Pictures Coming Soon)

September 28, 2010 in Personal, Update

The large vehicle carrier slowly rotates in port, the large bow thrusters throwing large white foam from either side, in the hold two young Australians (one not so young anymore) are climbing into a small green van. 20mins later the Camper-Of-Cool rolls, or more accurately sputters, out of the hold and on to French soil.

The GK World Tour (now including JK) has made it to the EuroZone. Read the rest of this entry →

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