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Comedy in London

January 23, 2012 in Location, Personal

For the second time in less than a week I’m at a comedy club in London. This time ‘up the creek’ in Greenwich.

The unknown comedians have a challange on their hands. The capacity crowd of around 200 are not easily amused.

The image MC is the real struggler having to keep a crowd happy inbetween what can be described as decent talent. They have to deal with the hecklers, the talkers and the damn right rude.

As someone that talks on a Mic for a living I can say without a doubt that you wouldn’t catch me up on the stage. Give me a capacity crowd of 51 and i’m good. Also all my jokes are “dad” jokes, designed to be crowd friendly. That said I do use the word rapey a little too often.

So if you are in London, are looking for somethong to do, the many comedy clubs are well worth a visit.

Price: 5pound

Most start at 7:30-8:30.

From the front row,
GK out!

Florence – Italy

November 1, 2010 in Location, Update

Everywhere I turn I’m confronted with images of white stone junk, David’s junk to be exact. Seriously Florence, yes you have the statue but do you really need to print his man bits on every item imaginable. For example -

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Why would anyone want to eat off a plate that ends up showing you a meat and two veg that is both inedible and frankly not very appealing.

The other major letdown was that we arrived on a monday meaning the real thing, the staue of david as a whole not just his junk, was shut to the public.

Other than david and his stone slong Florence is another beautiful city. Surrounded by vineyard covered hills, at the cities heart is a stunning cathedral – sadly they wanted to charge fifteen euros to go inside, luckily around the other side is a bell tower that is, as you can see by the image, only about 10m lower than the cathedral dome, and more than half the price to climb.

After a long, I will repeat long, walk around the city we ended up back at our hilltop campsite to prepare to head off to Pisa – the birthplace of bad engineers.

GK Out.

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Italy – Venice

October 30, 2010 in Location, Photos, Update

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The deep thud thud thud of a diesel motor as a large, crowed ferry passes us on the Grand Canal, around us smaller vessels are tied up on the many side canals. The foreshore is filled with tourists, all brandishing cameras and matching hats. The phenomenon of the Flag-on-Stick waving tour guide had infiltrated even Italy, home of designer labels, and over the heads of ever large group a bandana, sun flower or clipboard sporting a number waves the hordes towards the next tourist spot. But even these large groups can’t ruin a the beautiful floating city.

Welcome to Venice.

It’s smaller than I had imagined, this is obvious as you approach over the land bridge that caries buses, trains and the occasional scooter the 10km out into the lagoon. The first noticeable absence is a smell. From everything I’d read on the slowly sinking city I had the impression that there was a stench that floated above the waters, but taking a deep breath I found none to be smelt.

This was closely followed by the lack of gondoliers. I’m not saying I didn’t see quite a few, but they really were few and far between.

GKWT-Venice_Flik16They were also expensive, at thirty Euros per person this is well out of the budget backpackers price range. Read the rest of this entry →

Auschwitz

October 1, 2010 in Location, Out of my Brain, Personal, Update

The places of evil men and their deeds stand not only as a reminder of the atrocities committed but as a memorial to those that died,  to show the strength of those that survived, and as a monument to those that fought to liberate the oppressed. These places remind us of the lowest of human acts but also the strength of the human spirit, of humanities ability to fight, to survive, and to resist those that would seek to harm us.

The history of man is that of many cruel and inhuman acts, but within the threads of history are the stories of strength, of hope, and of those that stood up and said no more.

Auschwitz is a place that show the worst of humanity, and the best.

Spending a day within the electrified wire fence it is hard not to find what occurred there to be anything more than vial. The treatment of every human held or killed in the camps is something I would never wish upon any person, animal or living thing. The camps, there are three major facilities surrounded by forty sub camps, showed a systematic and planned attempt to wipe not only the Jews, but the Gypsies and Slavs from the face of the earth. Their design was purposeful, built to deceive the new arrivals, to keep them calm, make them easier to manage.

The Gas chambers themselves included false shower heads, the changing room hooks numbered to reassure the entering Jews that they would be able to find their clothes again – they would never see daylight let alone their belongings after entering this place.

These small acts of deception, culminating in the fleeing SS troops destroying the gas chambers, show that even before they began they knew that they were committing an atrocity in these places.

While these vial acts make the blood boil, I take comfort that like many points in history the things that stand out for me are the stories of those that fought back.  The stories of those prisoners that whispered to the new arrivals of what was to occur, of how they could avoid death, how they could avoid the fate of over a million of their fellow humans. Of the grandparents that took infants from the mothers so she would be spared from the gas chambers.

Above all others the story of a man that kicked the stool from beneath his own feet, moments before the SS soldiers could, hanging himself to deny the Nazis the satisfaction of making him an example. He grasped the little freedom he had left and with nothing more than a step showed that to his death he was willing to fight for his freedom and to defy those that would seek to take it from him.

Today was a sad one, one that showed me that there are humans that will seek to suppress, to wipeout and to destroy those they disagree with, but it also showed that there will always be those that stand forth, that declare in which ever way they can that freedom is not something that can ever be taken away, that freedom is not given but is exercised through our own actions and that no matter the evil in the world humanity will strive to rise above it, to stop it, and inevitable punish those that commit the most inhuman of acts.

Germany

September 30, 2010 in Location, Travel Stories, Update

From outside you can hear the band and the crowd chanting the worlds to ‘Sweet Carolyn’, as you enter the smell of thousands of slowly cooking chickens smacks you across the face. The Shear quantity of people stretching out, all with large beers swinging from their hands, is amazing.

Oktoberfest is something else altogether.

The festival is massive, the tents beautiful, the food delicious, and the amount of beer absurd. After making it to Munich, and picking up the new member of the Camper-of-Cool Neil, we were eager to hit the tents. Luckily for us our neighbours at the campsite were a couple of friendly New Zealanders, Isaac and Carina, who were also keen to hit the beerfest so as a group we headed to the festival of beer worship.

Upon entering the show grounds it is clear this is more than just the world largest beer drinking festival. over the back the roller coasters, and carnival rides flash and spin. Along the large central walkway booth after booth are filled with foods ranging from traditional to not-so-traditional.

Now what happens at Oktoberfest, STAYS at Oktoberfest but I will say it was a mind blowing and expensive experience – not only for us. Our fellow campsites guests (not including our NZ neighbours) left their marks in/on/around the toilets and showers. The campsite itself was a mix of badly erected tents, drunken English guys, loud Germans and the normal mix of angry local residents.

GK World Tour - GermanyAfter three days our livers, and wallets, were felling a little worse for wear and the Camper-of-Cool set out on the road. Our next destination Berlin!

Not including the brilliant nights sleep, and I mean that, in a roadside service station car-park, we arrived at what can only be described as the complete opposite to the campsite we had in Munich – quiet, clean and brilliantly located.

Berlin is a strange place. Our first exploration around some of the museums and main sites was enjoyable but a little cold. The weather during the trip up had slowly deteriorated and we now faced non-stop rain, wind and that growing feeling of irritation that comes with being stuck in a small space where everything smells of damp.

We made plans to do the walking tour – as advices by Issac in Munch, and the following day awoke early, to more rain I will add, to make the trip into Berlin’s heart.

I wont go through everything we saw but I will say the Original English Walking tour, that costs 9 Euro, takes you to all the places you could want, the guides are ridiculously over educated (ours held a doctorate in archaeology!), and the walking not that strenuous. The highlight for me was the wall & checkpoint charlie. Although hearing about the origins of Berlin, the rises and falls or its leaders and the continuing struggle to shed itself of the past without destroying its history, where also enthralling.

GK World Tour - GermanyThe 20th century has not been kind to the city. It has been the front in two world wars and a cold war, seen segregation, suppression, and also been the place that many world changing events have occurred. It has had its share of the crazy and the smart leading its government and has, more recently, become a world leader in green technology and economic reforms.

While the weather was horrible, it truly was depressing, the city itself, with its mix of bullet riddled-semirestored buildings and modern monstrosities is a wonder to explore. The Rich history of the place makes it a Must-DO if you’re in Europe.

So from behind the now crumbling and chipped wall

GK Out.

London

August 12, 2010 in Location, Update

GKWT-London4A group of men of arabic decent sit in a circle puffing on a shisha pipe, the clouds of flavoured smoke drifting in the afternoon air. The sun slowly sets over the western tree line, beside the deckchair a £1.50 bottle of beer is slowly building a nice coating of condensation. Looking around the park is full, which is a mean feat for Hyde Park. Kids play soccer, adults gather around eskys of wine and cheese, and vagrant backpackers enjoy a cheap drink in the fading sunlight.

Welcome to London.

It is a blend of the old with the new, of the traditional with the modern. Like a giant game of tetris the buildings and roads seems to wind around each other in a spiralling chaos of tight alleys and ancient architecture.
Nothing sums this up more than the underground network, or the tube. It criss-crosses the city in a pattern that can only be described the veins of London. As you descend into the hazy tunnel network the warmth of the lower tube stations is a pleasant surprise, that is until you board one of the tube trains and end up sweating your ass off. Read the rest of this entry →

India Video

August 11, 2010 in Location, Videos

Episode 8 – GK World Tour

The tour hits India – starting in the holy city of Varinassi.

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Dubai

August 1, 2010 in Location, Travel Stories, Update

The cocktail and prawns are laid in-front of me by two waiters both dressed in near full three piece suits even thought the temperature is pushing forty seven centigrade. For a split second someone looking over may have mistaken me for some rich celebrity playboy spending his millions on seafood and wine in the playground of the middle east, then they would have noticed the $3 thongs, twelve day growth and general unclean look, quickly realising I’m just another bum backpacker.

Welcome to the Dubai, United Arab Emirates

As I leave Dubai international Terminal 3, possibly the nicest airport in the world, I’m whisked away on the metro. The view outside is of Dubai, a town unlike many others.The city scape looks like the scene from some futuristic thriller where global warming has reduced the earth to Read the rest of this entry →

Delhi – Post Godzilla attack

July 25, 2010 in Location, Update

GKWT_Delhi_Flick20 In the recently exposed trench two men dig through a mix of sewage and stagnate algae mud. Their entire bodies coved in the mix aside from their faces where the constant stream of sweat from the oppressive heat washes the vomit inducing combination off in a never ending cycle.

Welcome to Delhi, India.

Walking through the main bazaar you could be forgiven for thinking you were in Baghdad a day after US forces hit it with their ‘shock and awe’ campaign. The buildings lining the street are all in a state of de-construction. The steel support structures stick out jaggedly overhead, and only ragged tarps keep the occupants hidden from passers-by.

The ambitious plan is to Read the rest of this entry →

Goa (Off season)

July 8, 2010 in Location, Travel Stories, Update

The rain is so heavy you can barely see 10m. The humidity is in the mid to high 90%, and I’m happy as a fat kid on free cake day. Coming to Goa in the off season was one of the best ideas I’ve had to date, even if it did take 46hours of travel.

I was told three things.

  1. It would be raining
  2. It would be dead
  3. It would be a waste of time.

Non of these things is true…. ok maybe Read the rest of this entry →

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